jimmi;

To my loyal readers i am back from the crack den that sparks my inconceivable thoughts.
First of all i would like to wish everybody a happy new year and may their slates be wiped cleaned to make room for the new mistakes of '09 to blemish.
Moving on to more important matters..blow up dolls. Apparently there's a guy in Cairns being labeled the 'Blow Up Doll Rapist'. What he is doing is breaking into sex shops stealing a blow up doll and inflating the sex doll and making sweet sweet plastic love to it in the alley behind the shop. After this is done he done he would do what any normal man would after a sexual encounter, ditch the girl by using a stock standard excuse such as "I have a rocket to fly" or "I need to get back to my wife".
So lets say this guy was married, is he technically cheating on his wife with these plastic vessels of dirty sex? These dolls are not sentient, thus he is merely making love to an oversized condom, however the japanese have developed a doll which is robotic. So this animate being still lacks the general thought of what the hell its purpose is, which is mainly to satisfy the married men who cant get any off their headache prone wives. Thus the pure purpose of these machines is to provide sexual gratification to whom married men are deprived from and thus it is cheating. Many would disagree with me here that making love to a lifeless doll isn't cheating, but i look in disgust. Not to their ignorance to the situation but the fact there are guys out there getting off to a plastic lookalike of a dollar prostitute you could find on the streets of Kings Cross.
Obviously their cognitive skills are severly impaired or their fetishes for plastic simply transcends my train of thought.
Either way...thats gross motherfucker!




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jimmi;

To my loyal readers i am back from the crack den that sparks my inconceivable thoughts.
First of all i would like to wish everybody a happy new year and may their slates be wiped cleaned to make room for the new mistakes of '09 to blemish.
Moving on to more important matters..blow up dolls. Apparently there's a guy in Cairns being labeled the 'Blow Up Doll Rapist'. What he is doing is breaking into sex shops stealing a blow up doll and inflating the sex doll and making sweet sweet plastic love to it in the alley behind the shop. After this is done he done he would do what any normal man would after a sexual encounter, ditch the girl by using a stock standard excuse such as "I have a rocket to fly" or "I need to get back to my wife".
So lets say this guy was married, is he technically cheating on his wife with these plastic vessels of dirty sex? These dolls are not sentient, thus he is merely making love to an oversized condom, however the japanese have developed a doll which is robotic. So this animate being still lacks the general thought of what the hell its purpose is, which is mainly to satisfy the married men who cant get any off their headache prone wives. Thus the pure purpose of these machines is to provide sexual gratification to whom married men are deprived from and thus it is cheating. Many would disagree with me here that making love to a lifeless doll isn't cheating, but i look in disgust. Not to their ignorance to the situation but the fact there are guys out there getting off to a plastic lookalike of a dollar prostitute you could find on the streets of Kings Cross.
Obviously their cognitive skills are severly impaired or their fetishes for plastic simply transcends my train of thought.
Either way...thats gross motherfucker!