jimmi;

This rant has been put off long enough, yes it is time to finally attack the monstrosity that is the Twilight series!
First of all, yes i have skimmed through some of the pages of these really shitty books so i have standing for my hate rants! This is for all of those poor innocent bystanders who have to listen to teeny bopper girls squealing about how good the series is and how hot and idealistic Edward Cullen is.
To begin with Twilight is just a shit story. Ok so what you have a teenage girl with self esteem issues who has to deal with the trials and tribulations which is high school. That there is the most original back story ever, like seriously give Stephanie Meyer a fucking medal or a muffin for her huge heifer ass (we will get to that later). Then surprise surprise she meets an incredibly attractive guy, oh and yeah hes a VAMPIRE. Like ohmigawd really? Then 300 chapters later some dude comes and kidnaps the girl for no apparent reason and as always the strapping young vampire must rescue this fucking boring damsel in distress. And cue unnecessary sequels!

Secondly the characters are the most two dimensional and stereotypical characters ever written. Not only is this a banal love story but the characters seem to have no depth to them at all. Bella is an insecure, self loathing and useless damsel in distress who for some reason beyond my comprehension decides to stick with her cocky dickhead vampire boyfriend.

Also now this book has become an international phenomena. Meaning this size 18 print book without any discernible morals will now be the new To Kill a Mocking Bird of the 21st century, meaning this shititure will be taught in schools, just wait the average national IQ is desperately drop in the next few years. Now the worst has happened, the series evolved into a Film. So, the next generation of young women are currently flocking to see a female lead starring in a movie by a female director based on a bestselling book by a female author, and in this movie the main character wants to become completely submissive and self-sacrificing for a male. So much for centuries of woman's suffrage.

Now to him, the very troubled Edward Cullen. Okay ladies HE IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER.
Hes not going to save your pathetic ass anytime soon because he is a made up motherfucker. Even so he is riddled with textbook daddy issues and is a closet homosexual. He does not exist and even though we do have people have manifest some of his qualities none of them will ever talk to you because you are a boring and insecure bitch.

Now Twilight is the product of a unpopular fat girl's pathetic daydreams get written down and published into a bestselling book. So to rectify this problem i think when we see a fat girl with a pen, slap that motherbitch out and give her a muffin instead.

Bring on the hate mail, this needed to be said.


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The above are a collection of photographs I have taken over the past few weeks. Thought you guys deserved some pleasant imagery rather than hate filled text for once.

The rest of the photos can be viewed from my website http://astarphotos.blogspot.com/

Enjoy

Jimmy x


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jimmi;

Lately I have been going on alot of photoshoots, which is good because it occupies my mind and it gives me time to collaborate with the other COFA kids. Anyways whilst i am on these shoots which are done in semi public areas, I get my fair share of spectators....no thats too polite lets refer to them as BoneHeads.
Now these Boneheads are the kind of guys who not only stare relentlessly at the poor scantily clad models but come up to me with suggestions on how to better the photoshoot, such as to make the models strip nude. These horny morons aside there was one character that gave me the heebeejeebees when he snuck up on me. It was a shoot down at Woollmooloo and he claimed he was the devil. After offering me the reward of a million dollars in exchange of a photograph of the self proclaimed Lucifer, however after i kindly declined his generous offer he started hurling profanity towards me and with the final threat of me going to heaven.
Now craziness aside what really got me thinking was the clothes he was wearing. It is those tacky fire print clothes one would by from go-lo. So it got me thinking, maybe Go-Lo is connected to the devil and their Hot Deals are actually an allusion to the fiery pits of hell. One would think that logically this would make sense, who else shops at Go-Lo? Bogans for one, ill-informed politicians and many Twilight readers are all prime examples of pure evil that shop at Go-Lo.

And on the topic of Twilight, you are the bane of my existence. Why must you be the annoying fad you are like High School Musical and Harry Potter. I wish one day you shall return to your dark and nefarious dwelling of a Go-Lo Savings bin you poor excuse for literature.




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jimmi;

My recent trip down from Melbourne has made me come to the conclusion that homeless people do not work hard enough for their money shit damn. When i was down in m-town even the homeless drew little doodles on the sidewalk, so that little extra bit of effort was worth the spare shrapnel I had in my wallet. Yes i know Sydney street people have a different approach to begging for money...they beg. Come on, what the fuck is that. We all know you are all going to blow your money on booze or drugs as soon as you get my hard earned money so spice it up a little. I don't want your sap stories on those AIDS affected pieces of cardboard you write your pleas on, i want a motherfucking story. Say if you need money for for a sex change cause you are a lesbian trapped in a mans body...HELL i would pay for that. I might sound extremely ignorant of the hardships these people have taken, but I really couldn't give two shits.

Also on a side note, FUCK WOMEN AND YOUR MIND GAMES! Why do you do it, are you not aware of the subconscious mind games already happening. So this is what i'm going to do next time a girl i'm seeing plays a mind game on me, I am going to make her jump through a fucking hoop. I will literally get a hoop and make the bitch jump through. I'm so sick of these god damn power plays in relationships, i think it should be decided with a game of rock, paper scissors and who ever wins gets the proverbial whip, or real one..what ever tickles your sick fetishes.

OUT FUCK




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jimmi;

This rant has been put off long enough, yes it is time to finally attack the monstrosity that is the Twilight series!
First of all, yes i have skimmed through some of the pages of these really shitty books so i have standing for my hate rants! This is for all of those poor innocent bystanders who have to listen to teeny bopper girls squealing about how good the series is and how hot and idealistic Edward Cullen is.
To begin with Twilight is just a shit story. Ok so what you have a teenage girl with self esteem issues who has to deal with the trials and tribulations which is high school. That there is the most original back story ever, like seriously give Stephanie Meyer a fucking medal or a muffin for her huge heifer ass (we will get to that later). Then surprise surprise she meets an incredibly attractive guy, oh and yeah hes a VAMPIRE. Like ohmigawd really? Then 300 chapters later some dude comes and kidnaps the girl for no apparent reason and as always the strapping young vampire must rescue this fucking boring damsel in distress. And cue unnecessary sequels!

Secondly the characters are the most two dimensional and stereotypical characters ever written. Not only is this a banal love story but the characters seem to have no depth to them at all. Bella is an insecure, self loathing and useless damsel in distress who for some reason beyond my comprehension decides to stick with her cocky dickhead vampire boyfriend.

Also now this book has become an international phenomena. Meaning this size 18 print book without any discernible morals will now be the new To Kill a Mocking Bird of the 21st century, meaning this shititure will be taught in schools, just wait the average national IQ is desperately drop in the next few years. Now the worst has happened, the series evolved into a Film. So, the next generation of young women are currently flocking to see a female lead starring in a movie by a female director based on a bestselling book by a female author, and in this movie the main character wants to become completely submissive and self-sacrificing for a male. So much for centuries of woman's suffrage.

Now to him, the very troubled Edward Cullen. Okay ladies HE IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER.
Hes not going to save your pathetic ass anytime soon because he is a made up motherfucker. Even so he is riddled with textbook daddy issues and is a closet homosexual. He does not exist and even though we do have people have manifest some of his qualities none of them will ever talk to you because you are a boring and insecure bitch.

Now Twilight is the product of a unpopular fat girl's pathetic daydreams get written down and published into a bestselling book. So to rectify this problem i think when we see a fat girl with a pen, slap that motherbitch out and give her a muffin instead.

Bring on the hate mail, this needed to be said.









The above are a collection of photographs I have taken over the past few weeks. Thought you guys deserved some pleasant imagery rather than hate filled text for once.

The rest of the photos can be viewed from my website http://astarphotos.blogspot.com/

Enjoy

Jimmy x

jimmi;

Lately I have been going on alot of photoshoots, which is good because it occupies my mind and it gives me time to collaborate with the other COFA kids. Anyways whilst i am on these shoots which are done in semi public areas, I get my fair share of spectators....no thats too polite lets refer to them as BoneHeads.
Now these Boneheads are the kind of guys who not only stare relentlessly at the poor scantily clad models but come up to me with suggestions on how to better the photoshoot, such as to make the models strip nude. These horny morons aside there was one character that gave me the heebeejeebees when he snuck up on me. It was a shoot down at Woollmooloo and he claimed he was the devil. After offering me the reward of a million dollars in exchange of a photograph of the self proclaimed Lucifer, however after i kindly declined his generous offer he started hurling profanity towards me and with the final threat of me going to heaven.
Now craziness aside what really got me thinking was the clothes he was wearing. It is those tacky fire print clothes one would by from go-lo. So it got me thinking, maybe Go-Lo is connected to the devil and their Hot Deals are actually an allusion to the fiery pits of hell. One would think that logically this would make sense, who else shops at Go-Lo? Bogans for one, ill-informed politicians and many Twilight readers are all prime examples of pure evil that shop at Go-Lo.

And on the topic of Twilight, you are the bane of my existence. Why must you be the annoying fad you are like High School Musical and Harry Potter. I wish one day you shall return to your dark and nefarious dwelling of a Go-Lo Savings bin you poor excuse for literature.



jimmi;

My recent trip down from Melbourne has made me come to the conclusion that homeless people do not work hard enough for their money shit damn. When i was down in m-town even the homeless drew little doodles on the sidewalk, so that little extra bit of effort was worth the spare shrapnel I had in my wallet. Yes i know Sydney street people have a different approach to begging for money...they beg. Come on, what the fuck is that. We all know you are all going to blow your money on booze or drugs as soon as you get my hard earned money so spice it up a little. I don't want your sap stories on those AIDS affected pieces of cardboard you write your pleas on, i want a motherfucking story. Say if you need money for for a sex change cause you are a lesbian trapped in a mans body...HELL i would pay for that. I might sound extremely ignorant of the hardships these people have taken, but I really couldn't give two shits.

Also on a side note, FUCK WOMEN AND YOUR MIND GAMES! Why do you do it, are you not aware of the subconscious mind games already happening. So this is what i'm going to do next time a girl i'm seeing plays a mind game on me, I am going to make her jump through a fucking hoop. I will literally get a hoop and make the bitch jump through. I'm so sick of these god damn power plays in relationships, i think it should be decided with a game of rock, paper scissors and who ever wins gets the proverbial whip, or real one..what ever tickles your sick fetishes.

OUT FUCK