jimmi;

Lately I have been going on alot of photoshoots, which is good because it occupies my mind and it gives me time to collaborate with the other COFA kids. Anyways whilst i am on these shoots which are done in semi public areas, I get my fair share of spectators....no thats too polite lets refer to them as BoneHeads.
Now these Boneheads are the kind of guys who not only stare relentlessly at the poor scantily clad models but come up to me with suggestions on how to better the photoshoot, such as to make the models strip nude. These horny morons aside there was one character that gave me the heebeejeebees when he snuck up on me. It was a shoot down at Woollmooloo and he claimed he was the devil. After offering me the reward of a million dollars in exchange of a photograph of the self proclaimed Lucifer, however after i kindly declined his generous offer he started hurling profanity towards me and with the final threat of me going to heaven.
Now craziness aside what really got me thinking was the clothes he was wearing. It is those tacky fire print clothes one would by from go-lo. So it got me thinking, maybe Go-Lo is connected to the devil and their Hot Deals are actually an allusion to the fiery pits of hell. One would think that logically this would make sense, who else shops at Go-Lo? Bogans for one, ill-informed politicians and many Twilight readers are all prime examples of pure evil that shop at Go-Lo.

And on the topic of Twilight, you are the bane of my existence. Why must you be the annoying fad you are like High School Musical and Harry Potter. I wish one day you shall return to your dark and nefarious dwelling of a Go-Lo Savings bin you poor excuse for literature.




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jimmi;

Lately I have been going on alot of photoshoots, which is good because it occupies my mind and it gives me time to collaborate with the other COFA kids. Anyways whilst i am on these shoots which are done in semi public areas, I get my fair share of spectators....no thats too polite lets refer to them as BoneHeads.
Now these Boneheads are the kind of guys who not only stare relentlessly at the poor scantily clad models but come up to me with suggestions on how to better the photoshoot, such as to make the models strip nude. These horny morons aside there was one character that gave me the heebeejeebees when he snuck up on me. It was a shoot down at Woollmooloo and he claimed he was the devil. After offering me the reward of a million dollars in exchange of a photograph of the self proclaimed Lucifer, however after i kindly declined his generous offer he started hurling profanity towards me and with the final threat of me going to heaven.
Now craziness aside what really got me thinking was the clothes he was wearing. It is those tacky fire print clothes one would by from go-lo. So it got me thinking, maybe Go-Lo is connected to the devil and their Hot Deals are actually an allusion to the fiery pits of hell. One would think that logically this would make sense, who else shops at Go-Lo? Bogans for one, ill-informed politicians and many Twilight readers are all prime examples of pure evil that shop at Go-Lo.

And on the topic of Twilight, you are the bane of my existence. Why must you be the annoying fad you are like High School Musical and Harry Potter. I wish one day you shall return to your dark and nefarious dwelling of a Go-Lo Savings bin you poor excuse for literature.