jimmi;

Hello bored motherfuckers, Jimwise is back with another rant about what ever crack concoction my mind comes up with.
So much to blog about, such a small attention span.
I guess I will start with this whole shit ice cream debacle. May i first say, bahahahahaha. She actually ate shit. That there my friends is ironic gold. Like you always taunt your friends or foes with that phrase, but for it to be realized in a literal context and to be publicized on national television put the proverbial cherry on this shit sundae. However as disgusting as this sounds lets back up a bit. What happened if this became an actual delicacy? Imagine you go to a restuarant and say "Yes I would like to try to Balinese excrement today please, I heard its fresh!" I reckon people would eat if it was like a celebrities, say if your shit sundae was encrusted with diamonds, then you know it would be a rich black guy's poo cause that shit is just balla.

On a more serious note alot of my friends have been experiencing theft in their lives, especially those involving the old bag and snatch. Now im thinking, why punish these people who steal our much coveted material commercialism? Sure I would beat the shit out of anyone that would rob me, but if they have the nerve to try and snatch my bag then they must have the feet of slaves, cause those motherbitches can run. So i think i am trying to propose a new kind of athleticism. One in which ones physical peakness is determined by endangering their life. To reiterate lets have a 100m sprint with someone with a shank chasing said competitor. So now the entertainment value of track sports is doubled. We get to see feats of physical epicness and we might get to see a noob get shanked, its win win yes?

enough for one day, actually no. For those who read my blog, could you please leave a note on the tagboard. I was almost about to quit this blog due to lack of responses from viewers.




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jimmi;

Hello bored motherfuckers, Jimwise is back with another rant about what ever crack concoction my mind comes up with.
So much to blog about, such a small attention span.
I guess I will start with this whole shit ice cream debacle. May i first say, bahahahahaha. She actually ate shit. That there my friends is ironic gold. Like you always taunt your friends or foes with that phrase, but for it to be realized in a literal context and to be publicized on national television put the proverbial cherry on this shit sundae. However as disgusting as this sounds lets back up a bit. What happened if this became an actual delicacy? Imagine you go to a restuarant and say "Yes I would like to try to Balinese excrement today please, I heard its fresh!" I reckon people would eat if it was like a celebrities, say if your shit sundae was encrusted with diamonds, then you know it would be a rich black guy's poo cause that shit is just balla.

On a more serious note alot of my friends have been experiencing theft in their lives, especially those involving the old bag and snatch. Now im thinking, why punish these people who steal our much coveted material commercialism? Sure I would beat the shit out of anyone that would rob me, but if they have the nerve to try and snatch my bag then they must have the feet of slaves, cause those motherbitches can run. So i think i am trying to propose a new kind of athleticism. One in which ones physical peakness is determined by endangering their life. To reiterate lets have a 100m sprint with someone with a shank chasing said competitor. So now the entertainment value of track sports is doubled. We get to see feats of physical epicness and we might get to see a noob get shanked, its win win yes?

enough for one day, actually no. For those who read my blog, could you please leave a note on the tagboard. I was almost about to quit this blog due to lack of responses from viewers.