jimmi;

Back for more rants and maybe today an insightful or slightly eloquent argument about some social norm i disagree with.

First of all i should start off with the root of all evil. Of course I am talking about corporate fat cat that thrives on the exploitation of the meek and profits off the ignorant. Thy name is McDonalds.
Now you are probably thinking how could he try to attack such an establishment that has brought much joy to most of the Americanized world? Answer is simple...I am a douche. Thats right motherfuckers, quote me there. All you haters can revel in that one line. Anyways back to Macca's.
The other day i walked into a said restaurant and found a poster for a McAsia. So it got me thinking if McDonald's wants to capitalize on mass media hubub then why not create a McEcstacy or a McAbortion? I reckon they have a cool ring to them, its not like they have said flavours inside, then again Isn't that what the McAsia, Africa/Afghanistan is trying to do. Having the flavour of a continent inbetween two buns. Well sure it has a paddy, lettuce and 'special sauce' but it is lacking the true taste of asia. So i think new additions should be flesh of a sweat shop child, some avian bird flu sauce and to top it all off a padlock on the burger so no pesky liberal foreigners can get in. Couldn't hurt right, just only you wont get to taste the burger like how no one can really get a taste of Asia. haha

Now for my second topic. SEX! Just the other day i was with a very confused friend. He was under the notion that if one were to proceed in the act of coitus with a condom it would constitute that both participants were still infact virgins. Now i did not know whether to laugh at this poor soul as he thought for 3 years he was still a virgin, or should i ask the question WHY DID PE FAILED HIM!?! That hilarious story aside, the act of sex is now very down played. No longer is it this magical thing that happens between a man and his female lover (or same sexed partner). It is now rather a series of chemical reactions in our body thanks to science's ability to desensitize everything. STD's are through the roof and divorce rates are up, pornographic advertisements are blatantly seen everywhere and now they are considering teaching sex ed to 4th graders. Kinda miss the days when it was this sacred thing we were not suppose to say out loud, like voldemort in harry potter haha. Sex has divided families, started wars and set of evolution how ever, WHERE IS THAT NOW? Dont know where i was taking that topic but meh.

Anyways to normal speak i think?
Hung out with my epic haikuers today, totally busting out sweet poemz.
Shall end with a haiku that sums up my mind set.




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jimmi;

Back for more rants and maybe today an insightful or slightly eloquent argument about some social norm i disagree with.

First of all i should start off with the root of all evil. Of course I am talking about corporate fat cat that thrives on the exploitation of the meek and profits off the ignorant. Thy name is McDonalds.
Now you are probably thinking how could he try to attack such an establishment that has brought much joy to most of the Americanized world? Answer is simple...I am a douche. Thats right motherfuckers, quote me there. All you haters can revel in that one line. Anyways back to Macca's.
The other day i walked into a said restaurant and found a poster for a McAsia. So it got me thinking if McDonald's wants to capitalize on mass media hubub then why not create a McEcstacy or a McAbortion? I reckon they have a cool ring to them, its not like they have said flavours inside, then again Isn't that what the McAsia, Africa/Afghanistan is trying to do. Having the flavour of a continent inbetween two buns. Well sure it has a paddy, lettuce and 'special sauce' but it is lacking the true taste of asia. So i think new additions should be flesh of a sweat shop child, some avian bird flu sauce and to top it all off a padlock on the burger so no pesky liberal foreigners can get in. Couldn't hurt right, just only you wont get to taste the burger like how no one can really get a taste of Asia. haha

Now for my second topic. SEX! Just the other day i was with a very confused friend. He was under the notion that if one were to proceed in the act of coitus with a condom it would constitute that both participants were still infact virgins. Now i did not know whether to laugh at this poor soul as he thought for 3 years he was still a virgin, or should i ask the question WHY DID PE FAILED HIM!?! That hilarious story aside, the act of sex is now very down played. No longer is it this magical thing that happens between a man and his female lover (or same sexed partner). It is now rather a series of chemical reactions in our body thanks to science's ability to desensitize everything. STD's are through the roof and divorce rates are up, pornographic advertisements are blatantly seen everywhere and now they are considering teaching sex ed to 4th graders. Kinda miss the days when it was this sacred thing we were not suppose to say out loud, like voldemort in harry potter haha. Sex has divided families, started wars and set of evolution how ever, WHERE IS THAT NOW? Dont know where i was taking that topic but meh.

Anyways to normal speak i think?
Hung out with my epic haikuers today, totally busting out sweet poemz.
Shall end with a haiku that sums up my mind set.