jimmi;

Tis been an eventful week, yet that is no excuse for my absence from ranting on this blog.
As Emilys' mind is as incoherent as mine, it gives me comfort to know that i can say anything that comes out of my mouth wont insult her as much...wait i never really cared in the first place, Jks love :)

Anyways first rant of today....SKILL TESTERS. I curse you to Japanese hell, where hello kitty dolls infected with AIDS will rip out your eyes and pee in the empty sockets, if that place even exist. You are the bane of my existence and are akin to the likes of drugs and alcohol...actually i like those so instead you are the equivalent of gambling for me. Far out I was at Capitol Building the last few days, and yes before you judge me for going into a place which i am sure is made of rice and Teenie Bopper wax, the only reason why i was there was to win a GIANT STUFFED TURTLE for Adam as it was his 20th birthday yesterday, Happy birthday big guy :)
That damn turtle was mocking me with its god damn smile, hmm it wont be so happy after i win!
Anyways I used like 35 bucks to win that fucking turtle, and i almost got it too, and if it wasn't for that tight arse bitch at the counter, i would have gotten it! Going on, i was going to go back to cash in some more notes to get tokens when these fucking pilgrims come along and use 1 go to win the god damn turtle. This encounter with them had only increased my disdain for them, they steal our spots on trains, our tax money and now our god damn giant stuffed animals!
THis should not be tolerated! On another note, going back to capitol building brings back many memories of my time when i was working at EKO, and how i used to spend my lunch breaks there and actually win toys, oh how life has changed.

Now for my second topic, bullshit and lies. Now you may think they are the one and the same but i assure you they are not. The difference? Intention to deceive. Like the other night i ran into lovely susan out in the city, but wait last week she told me she wasn't going to club this weekend and surprise surprise hahaha, I love you susan :P . See this is an example of bullshit, she didn't mean to trick me its just she cant resist the allure of blowing money on entry, drinks and cab rides home as we all do from time to time. An example of lying could be when a girl tells you she is F.I.N.E, which usually means Freaked out, Insecure, Neurotic and Emotional. Thats a blantant lie cause they want to use that against you saying "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME or YOU NEVER LISTEN" to gain leverage over an argument, well IM ONTO YOU WOMEN and your very intricate ways! So it got me thinking, is there anyone impervious to bullshitting and lying? The answer is no, unless the person is like a cyborg from the future whose sole intention is hunting for the last mermaid or unicorn in existence...but that is besides the point. Find me a person that has never lied or bullshitted in their life and i shall crown him or her the undisputed champion of stupidity. Bullshit is existential for todays contemporary life and if one does not utilize or understand it they are sure to be left behind in the rat race of life, or get screwed over by politicians like Kevin Rudd and their Bullshit promises of lower fuel prices.

Finally my epiphany of the week, balance. Balance is needed everywhere, however before balance can be achieved one must be mature enough to understand its complexity. I was having an early morning chat with Annieo and she told me about the stages of phases she went through, and i too related to going through all of them, such as ignorance, self loathing, unsubstantiated hate and now balance. Even though we are ashamed of these past few stages it gives us an idea of what we were and what we have become now. Guess what im trying to say is that now that the naivety blanket of illusion that we had while we were in highschool has been lifted, and it is time to accept some facts about ourselves and more about the reality that we live in. Everyone needs to balance work and uni, friends and family, friends and second halves. But what I have come to realize is that there is no such thing as perfect balance and that one or the other will always tip the scale, so work with always tilt uni, friends will tilt family (for now) and second halves will ALWAYS tilt friends.
So to those people who are still lost in their matrix world of delusion and wake up to life.

Me: Hi what's your name?
Life: Hi my name is FUCK YOU!

haha thought id add that in :)





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jimmi;

Tis been an eventful week, yet that is no excuse for my absence from ranting on this blog.
As Emilys' mind is as incoherent as mine, it gives me comfort to know that i can say anything that comes out of my mouth wont insult her as much...wait i never really cared in the first place, Jks love :)

Anyways first rant of today....SKILL TESTERS. I curse you to Japanese hell, where hello kitty dolls infected with AIDS will rip out your eyes and pee in the empty sockets, if that place even exist. You are the bane of my existence and are akin to the likes of drugs and alcohol...actually i like those so instead you are the equivalent of gambling for me. Far out I was at Capitol Building the last few days, and yes before you judge me for going into a place which i am sure is made of rice and Teenie Bopper wax, the only reason why i was there was to win a GIANT STUFFED TURTLE for Adam as it was his 20th birthday yesterday, Happy birthday big guy :)
That damn turtle was mocking me with its god damn smile, hmm it wont be so happy after i win!
Anyways I used like 35 bucks to win that fucking turtle, and i almost got it too, and if it wasn't for that tight arse bitch at the counter, i would have gotten it! Going on, i was going to go back to cash in some more notes to get tokens when these fucking pilgrims come along and use 1 go to win the god damn turtle. This encounter with them had only increased my disdain for them, they steal our spots on trains, our tax money and now our god damn giant stuffed animals!
THis should not be tolerated! On another note, going back to capitol building brings back many memories of my time when i was working at EKO, and how i used to spend my lunch breaks there and actually win toys, oh how life has changed.

Now for my second topic, bullshit and lies. Now you may think they are the one and the same but i assure you they are not. The difference? Intention to deceive. Like the other night i ran into lovely susan out in the city, but wait last week she told me she wasn't going to club this weekend and surprise surprise hahaha, I love you susan :P . See this is an example of bullshit, she didn't mean to trick me its just she cant resist the allure of blowing money on entry, drinks and cab rides home as we all do from time to time. An example of lying could be when a girl tells you she is F.I.N.E, which usually means Freaked out, Insecure, Neurotic and Emotional. Thats a blantant lie cause they want to use that against you saying "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME or YOU NEVER LISTEN" to gain leverage over an argument, well IM ONTO YOU WOMEN and your very intricate ways! So it got me thinking, is there anyone impervious to bullshitting and lying? The answer is no, unless the person is like a cyborg from the future whose sole intention is hunting for the last mermaid or unicorn in existence...but that is besides the point. Find me a person that has never lied or bullshitted in their life and i shall crown him or her the undisputed champion of stupidity. Bullshit is existential for todays contemporary life and if one does not utilize or understand it they are sure to be left behind in the rat race of life, or get screwed over by politicians like Kevin Rudd and their Bullshit promises of lower fuel prices.

Finally my epiphany of the week, balance. Balance is needed everywhere, however before balance can be achieved one must be mature enough to understand its complexity. I was having an early morning chat with Annieo and she told me about the stages of phases she went through, and i too related to going through all of them, such as ignorance, self loathing, unsubstantiated hate and now balance. Even though we are ashamed of these past few stages it gives us an idea of what we were and what we have become now. Guess what im trying to say is that now that the naivety blanket of illusion that we had while we were in highschool has been lifted, and it is time to accept some facts about ourselves and more about the reality that we live in. Everyone needs to balance work and uni, friends and family, friends and second halves. But what I have come to realize is that there is no such thing as perfect balance and that one or the other will always tip the scale, so work with always tilt uni, friends will tilt family (for now) and second halves will ALWAYS tilt friends.
So to those people who are still lost in their matrix world of delusion and wake up to life.

Me: Hi what's your name?
Life: Hi my name is FUCK YOU!

haha thought id add that in :)