jimmi;

Thank you all for the kind words and those for the nasty ones :)
This blog has been neglected for a very long time by yours' truly.
I have been thinking about the purpose of this blog, is it really a blog?
Blog defined in the conventional sense is basically an online diary.
However one comes to think is the internet a suitable outlet for my fucked up thoughts?
I say...yes!

So here is what I have been thinking...FAT KIDS!
I for one am indifferent about the obesity epidemic that is affecting the Australian population.
Yet, it got me thinking. What if my daughter married a fat kid?
Would i be cool with that? I would like to think yes, but now the answer is NO.
WHY? Because I dont want to have a lazy ass fat son in law who does nothing for his family.
Also that son of a bitch will prob cark it before me, leaving me with the burden of his possibly fat grandchildren whom will probably also break my knees when they sit on my lap.

Also Unicorns...yes unicorns. My obsession with them grows. My reasons for liking them, even elude me. However their horn is this subtle phallic symbol of epicness and I always tend to see them when im high or when im munting hard haha. Yes kiddies stay off the herb and the thin white line. Although I read that shrooms when ingested, the ingestee still retains all of the mythical aspects experienced from taking the drug a year on.
Thus LETS GET SOME SHROOMS! On the side note they do grow in cow poo :S

Stupid early morning incoherent rants aside, not much has been happening.
I am learning that i am growing up faster than i would like to, but i guess it is helping me adjust to the real world.
Friendships fading, dreams broadened, cynicism apparent all constitute what i am today...a pretentious art school kid with delusions of grandeur.

On a side note, I have been abusing my liver for too long. Thus have started a epicness ban.
Thus I have been sober for nearly a week now, and wow how much of a fun time are you missing out on when you see everyone else drunk off their tits. I have also noticed how chat and seedy some bars are when you are sober there. Best example is maloneys haha.
Although I love that place to death it is a breeding ground of lameness and goat.
I also read that when alcoholics get off the piss they sink into a depression, so am i in a depression? Probably hey! Explains alot about my lame and quote Anonymous "should fuck myself with my own cock tryhard " self :)

Back to random, I woke up a few mornings ago...yes morning not afternoon like usual, to find a fish tank in my kitchen. From where this bastion of water and beast came from is still a mystery, the only clue is that it is tacky thus my dad probably bought it. I named one of the fish Zebra 2 after Eimy's own fish that died and ironically the next day Zebra 2 died, therefore the name is CURSED!

Also now I am making my jewellery, upload photos soon :)
Shout out to Cassie, Lani, Eimy, Emu and Jennifer who's birthdays have recently passed or I have neglected to blog about.
And to end with shout outs, here is one to Daniella as she mentioned me in her blog and helped me find an annoying unread message on my phone...yes i am noob and helping me in my quasi liquor ban :)

Peace Fuckers!

p.s my photos suck


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jimmi;

Thank you all for the kind words and those for the nasty ones :)
This blog has been neglected for a very long time by yours' truly.
I have been thinking about the purpose of this blog, is it really a blog?
Blog defined in the conventional sense is basically an online diary.
However one comes to think is the internet a suitable outlet for my fucked up thoughts?
I say...yes!

So here is what I have been thinking...FAT KIDS!
I for one am indifferent about the obesity epidemic that is affecting the Australian population.
Yet, it got me thinking. What if my daughter married a fat kid?
Would i be cool with that? I would like to think yes, but now the answer is NO.
WHY? Because I dont want to have a lazy ass fat son in law who does nothing for his family.
Also that son of a bitch will prob cark it before me, leaving me with the burden of his possibly fat grandchildren whom will probably also break my knees when they sit on my lap.

Also Unicorns...yes unicorns. My obsession with them grows. My reasons for liking them, even elude me. However their horn is this subtle phallic symbol of epicness and I always tend to see them when im high or when im munting hard haha. Yes kiddies stay off the herb and the thin white line. Although I read that shrooms when ingested, the ingestee still retains all of the mythical aspects experienced from taking the drug a year on.
Thus LETS GET SOME SHROOMS! On the side note they do grow in cow poo :S

Stupid early morning incoherent rants aside, not much has been happening.
I am learning that i am growing up faster than i would like to, but i guess it is helping me adjust to the real world.
Friendships fading, dreams broadened, cynicism apparent all constitute what i am today...a pretentious art school kid with delusions of grandeur.

On a side note, I have been abusing my liver for too long. Thus have started a epicness ban.
Thus I have been sober for nearly a week now, and wow how much of a fun time are you missing out on when you see everyone else drunk off their tits. I have also noticed how chat and seedy some bars are when you are sober there. Best example is maloneys haha.
Although I love that place to death it is a breeding ground of lameness and goat.
I also read that when alcoholics get off the piss they sink into a depression, so am i in a depression? Probably hey! Explains alot about my lame and quote Anonymous "should fuck myself with my own cock tryhard " self :)

Back to random, I woke up a few mornings ago...yes morning not afternoon like usual, to find a fish tank in my kitchen. From where this bastion of water and beast came from is still a mystery, the only clue is that it is tacky thus my dad probably bought it. I named one of the fish Zebra 2 after Eimy's own fish that died and ironically the next day Zebra 2 died, therefore the name is CURSED!

Also now I am making my jewellery, upload photos soon :)
Shout out to Cassie, Lani, Eimy, Emu and Jennifer who's birthdays have recently passed or I have neglected to blog about.
And to end with shout outs, here is one to Daniella as she mentioned me in her blog and helped me find an annoying unread message on my phone...yes i am noob and helping me in my quasi liquor ban :)

Peace Fuckers!

p.s my photos suck